well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
Are my feet made of real feet?
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
Someone broke into my car last night. Didn't take anything, even left the beer in my backseat. They need to get their priorities straight, obviously.
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
So I forgot to ask, how was that bartender you slept with two weeks ago?
Google chlamydia.
Well when I woke up this morning I didn’t think I’d be masturbating to my own LinkedIn profile today but here we are
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