"it" just moved
did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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