How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
He never called back after I emailed him my booty call contract.
Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
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