I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
So apparently I tried texting you last night to tell you I wasn't coming home, but all I had typed were lyrics from Evita
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