I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
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