my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
Randomize