Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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