stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
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