508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
When theres a zombie apocalypse, i will be the only fat survivor. I ate chef boyardi ravioli with part of a pen for a fork
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
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