sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
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