If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
To the woman who just heard me unscrew my flask in the Denny's women's bathroom at 10am: discretion isn't required but greatly appreciated.
Did you at least share?
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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