I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
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