You were right. It hurts to walk today.
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
You remember the guy that busted in waving a tazer at everyone yelling "get the fuck outta my crib"?
yeah you don't forget that shit easily
We ended up crawling out from our hiding spot and playing pool with him once he calmed down. His name is Marcus. I got his email.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
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