I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
i feel like the song jizz in my pants was made for him.
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
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