Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
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