I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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