I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
I believe in your delicious
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
Bear grylls would be proud of my improvisation. Just used her vibrator to massage my back after hurting it at work.
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