plz talk dirty to me
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
This martini tastes like the bartender stirred it with his foreskin.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
I think weed is turning my hair brown
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
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