do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
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