If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
Cop gave me a ticket for public drunkedness, and then I convinced him to drive me back to the party
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
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