I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
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