she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
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