i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
Sitting on the curb by new england comics with a weeping drunk girl who's eating french fries saying she'll never be as successful as her sister the hand model. She's scaring the nerds.
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
My legs feel like baby dolphins
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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