I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
I could literally track my booty calls if I ever got knocked up by my parking tickets
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
He wants another date...I mean he's cute, but I just am not ready to give up my glamorous single-girl lifestyle here.
you mean the one where you drink out of the carton and don't wear pants?
Yeah, and pee with the door open. It's the little things.
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
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