Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
Did you really just text me at 6:35 in the morning asking where the condoms were? I moved out a year ago.
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
I have so many feelings about this burrito
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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