I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
Why is the toilet broken? Why did I wake up naked in the shower, hugging a bath mat? WHY IS THE TOILET BROKEN?
Is it just clogged or something?
No! There are actual chunks of toilet on the floor.
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