playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
Puked in my purse on my Uber ride home last night. Safe to say it's not a good idea to beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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