I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
i want to swaddle you in tequila
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
An hour ago, you were stranded out of state, and now you're getting laid? You are a god. Whatever you do, don't ask her name.
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
At least life still wants to fuck me.
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
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