he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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