Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
No, I left myself a half eaten cucumber and a beer next to my head, pointed at it and said 'you're breakfast' and then passed out.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
I believe in your delicious
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
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