I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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