Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
what the fuck were we smoking when we had a conversation about how my brother would be so proud if i fucked an orange alien?!?
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
He tried to kiss me in the middle of hooking up... it was a deal breaker. I got off him and left.
So making out with chicks at the bar is fine and dandy, but your booty call can't kiss you? You have the strangest fucking rules...
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
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