Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
So I've decided that when I turn 50 and have to have a colonoscopy I'm going to leave a surprise for the doctor to find.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
Its like drunk me is Oprah except instead of a car everyone's award is seeing my boobs
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
we should paint friendship bongs
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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