Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
He said he was trying to live vicariously through me. I didn't have the heart to tell him that meant he was vicariously fucking his best friend.
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
I had an epiphany. If a dude dressed up as Batman to ask me out, I'd prolly marry him.
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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