I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
you guys were way drunker than both of me
Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
My crowning drunk achievement from that night was donating $5 to the Obama campaign.
You're perfect
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
I was so high I forgot how to swallow food, and I just kept thinking "thank god its just mashed potatoes, they'll go down eventually"
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