Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
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