my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
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