i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
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my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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