There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
Randomize
