This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
Tonight is an "I'm lonely and single so I'm going to curl up in a warm, melatonin and vodka enriched ball in the corner of my bed with a cat." kind of night.
Randomize
