Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
I'm high and craving hash browns from McDonalds. Please pick me up. I also would like a hug and a supportive pat on the back when you get here. Thanks.
Its two in the afternoon. McDonalds don't sell hash browns at 2 in the afternoon. Whore. The hug I can provide however.
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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