Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
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