Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
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