I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
My cell phone fell out of my shirt pocket while tying my shoe on an escalator....which was followed by me being accused of trying to sneak an upskirt photo and being violently shoved down the top of the escalator. How's YOUR day?
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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