What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
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