Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
So we walked by this chick's house and she starts yelling at her boyfriend "STOP HITTING ME WITH YOUR DICK"
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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