The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
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