I was in the bathroom and her cat just looked at my penis with a profound hatred.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
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