And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
Roman Polanski is more welcome at my daughter's birthday party than you are at that bar
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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