Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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