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She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
Law school has no idea what kind of prospect they have coming in. I just convinced a cop not to take me to jail by asking him if he really felt like cleaning puke out of his car tonight.
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
Today is all about not throwing up, where the fuck are my keys and does anyone know what happened to that guy in the panda suit my roommate had sex with last night.
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
Puked in my purse on my Uber ride home last night. Safe to say it's not a good idea to beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
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