i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
Got out of the uber to projectile vomit in the McDonald's drive thru. Gonna take a break from the Cuervo for a while.
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
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