i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
ok first of all what the fuck
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