Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
That reminds me...we need to get swords
I can't be the first person ever who had to explain why her bottle of orange juice had a picture of a screwdriver drawn on it
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
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