Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
You started laughing mid-cry and when I asked you said, "my tears taste like vodka."
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
I literally just skipped to the fridge when I realized we had enough vodka left to get day drunk
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
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