I figured girls wouldn't be down to sleep w/ a guy who plugged a pregnant chick
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
i lost my phone in the process of getting a condom out of my hair
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
we were running to make last call and you stopped me and said very seriously "if i fall, go on without me. just make sure theres a beer in my hand when you go"
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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