there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
Sorry my hands just texted you
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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